Tourism
Rediscovering the Delights of Paradisia
We hold great pride in our beautiful nation. Green, rolling hills; The ornamental Gardens in Ee; the state room in the palace, all these sights are breathtaking.
In a recent publication by the Ministry of Tourism "Welcome to Paradisia, Land of One Thousand Suprises" the following was said:
" The rail service is entirely steam - His Grace does not like electric trains- and you sit down, the vast expanse of the land around you. Sheep graze on their fields; children wave and smile at you; and then after a few minutes you come to the capital - Sandy Lane. This beautiful fishing port is built in a strange cluster. Its main export is ideas, and the houses are of marble. Its population is about 100, only a hamlet in most people's terms, but nonetheless, it is the largest town on this small, unregarded peice of the world."
A note to the Traveller to Sandy Lane: DO NOT be suprised to see old men running through the streets naked and wet, they have just had a wonderful idea in the bath, and are running to tell someone about it. If they are shouting "Eureka!" this, in the local language means "Give me a Towel!"
Booking and Choosing the holiday that's right for you.
Are you tired of running your micronation? Need to rest? want to get away from the strain of it all? Why not take a holiday in Paradisia? This guide is designed to suit any head of states' taste, no matter how rich, or how poor.
§ Suncrest Hotels Inc. ©
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The SunCrest is aimed at tourists at the higher end of the budget. SunCrest accepts any payments, in any currency, payble via MX2. a typical suite includes 1 palacial four poster double bed, kitchen, bathroom with jacuzzi and room service avaidable 24/7. Breakfast is free, Lunch and dinner have to be paid for on the day (booking advised). Large Swimming pool, In rural area.
Economy Suite : Equivalent of P100
Presidential Suite : Equivalent Of P500
§ Travelodge ©
Travelodge specialises in budget holidays.Travelodge accepts any payments, in any currency, payble via MX2. A typical room consists of a single bed, bathroom and storage space. Room service available 7am-7pm. Meals not provided. Swimming pool, 50m from Ee International.
Single Room : P10
We hold great pride in our beautiful nation. Green, rolling hills; The ornamental Gardens in Ee; the state room in the palace, all these sights are breathtaking.
In a recent publication by the Ministry of Tourism "Welcome to Paradisia, Land of One Thousand Suprises" the following was said:
" The rail service is entirely steam - His Grace does not like electric trains- and you sit down, the vast expanse of the land around you. Sheep graze on their fields; children wave and smile at you; and then after a few minutes you come to the capital - Sandy Lane. This beautiful fishing port is built in a strange cluster. Its main export is ideas, and the houses are of marble. Its population is about 100, only a hamlet in most people's terms, but nonetheless, it is the largest town on this small, unregarded peice of the world."
A note to the Traveller to Sandy Lane: DO NOT be suprised to see old men running through the streets naked and wet, they have just had a wonderful idea in the bath, and are running to tell someone about it. If they are shouting "Eureka!" this, in the local language means "Give me a Towel!"
Booking and Choosing the holiday that's right for you.
Are you tired of running your micronation? Need to rest? want to get away from the strain of it all? Why not take a holiday in Paradisia? This guide is designed to suit any head of states' taste, no matter how rich, or how poor.
§ Suncrest Hotels Inc. ©
****
The SunCrest is aimed at tourists at the higher end of the budget. SunCrest accepts any payments, in any currency, payble via MX2. a typical suite includes 1 palacial four poster double bed, kitchen, bathroom with jacuzzi and room service avaidable 24/7. Breakfast is free, Lunch and dinner have to be paid for on the day (booking advised). Large Swimming pool, In rural area.
Economy Suite : Equivalent of P100
Presidential Suite : Equivalent Of P500
§ Travelodge ©
Travelodge specialises in budget holidays.Travelodge accepts any payments, in any currency, payble via MX2. A typical room consists of a single bed, bathroom and storage space. Room service available 7am-7pm. Meals not provided. Swimming pool, 50m from Ee International.
Single Room : P10
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