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His Grace's speech at the Guildhouse about the declaration of war on Alexwich - released by the Ministry of Propaganda.
"As many of you know, we have been at relative peace with a small nation named Alexwich recently. Even more of you will remember the pointless .002 years war with them, which resulted in a treaty being signed.
This morning I recieved a letter which shocked me quite a bit. The letter denounced everything we hold dear; our democracy, our pride, our freedom, even our President. But even more shocking than that was the last sentence - reading: "I am herbey breaking our treaty and declaring war on Paradisia."
Yes, I know the spelling is appalling, but what he is saying that counts. As of now, Paradisia is formally at war with Alexwich. I am declaring codes Yellow, Purple with Orange Spots, Blue, Green and Black. If they think that they can take away our freedom, then they've got another thing coming. We shall burn their cities, we shall enslave their people, and when that is done they shall become yet another state of the Duchy, with a little puppet king in charge. We've done it bofre with the Republic of Virtual Cheese - and we'll do it again!"
His Grace's speech at the Guildhouse about the declaration of war on Alexwich - released by the Ministry of Propaganda.
"As many of you know, we have been at relative peace with a small nation named Alexwich recently. Even more of you will remember the pointless .002 years war with them, which resulted in a treaty being signed.
This morning I recieved a letter which shocked me quite a bit. The letter denounced everything we hold dear; our democracy, our pride, our freedom, even our President. But even more shocking than that was the last sentence - reading: "I am herbey breaking our treaty and declaring war on Paradisia."
Yes, I know the spelling is appalling, but what he is saying that counts. As of now, Paradisia is formally at war with Alexwich. I am declaring codes Yellow, Purple with Orange Spots, Blue, Green and Black. If they think that they can take away our freedom, then they've got another thing coming. We shall burn their cities, we shall enslave their people, and when that is done they shall become yet another state of the Duchy, with a little puppet king in charge. We've done it bofre with the Republic of Virtual Cheese - and we'll do it again!"
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